“Hearts Like
Fists” by Adam Szymkowicz ended its four-day run at The Warehouse Theater
Company at the Stephen’s College campus on April 12, which is the day that I
saw it. A dark comedy play set in a world where superheroes and villains tear
each other apart during the night, this play also incorporated a love story
where the woman saves the man, instead of the other way around. While I
understand that this play was student-directed, and therefore not to be taken
by “professional” standings, the lack of convincing acting, plus the incredibly
campy dialogue and two-dimensional female characters made the audience groan
and roll their eyes more than it made them laugh.
We’ll start with
the direction of this play. Directed by Briannica Lynn Ponder, the play’s
direction came across as unfinished and sloppy. Take for instance, the very
beginning of the play, where the evil Doctor X (a man played by female actress
Allison Sword) gives a long monologue about why “he” is killing couples in
their sleep. The character kept pacing back and forth, giving the impression
that they were antsy and couldn’t stand still. It was very disorientating, and
I was just waiting for a moment where the character would stay still and
deliver the monologue. Sword also kept switching which hand she would carry her
doctor’s bag in, going from one hand to the next every other sentence. This
also indicated to me that she was unsure and nervous, which took me out of the
moment. While part of this might rest on Sword’s shoulders, as a director,
there should have been a discussion about the way the movement of the actor was
reading to the audience. Another directing instance that pulled the audience
out of the moment is the instance where Lisa (Bernadette Murray) and Peter
(Kelsey Cyganik) are about to have sex for the first time. The whole idea is
that Peter’s heart is damaged, and that his heart might not be able to take
Lisa’s kind of love. During the “before” portion of their lovemaking, Lisa will
take off a piece of clothing and check his heart with a stethoscope (as a kind
of caring foreplay). However, this scene was extremely rushed and awkward. I
understand that any intimate scene between two actors can be nerve-wracking,
especially in front of an audience, but these types of nerves should not be visible to the audience. The
audience wants to believe that these two love each other and are completely
comfortable with one another. Instead, Murray would hurriedly rip her top off
then quickly put the stethoscope up against Cyganik’s chest, and barely make
eye contact with Cyganik. There should have been a conversation with the two
actor’s about the pacing of the scene, as it should have been slower and
sweeter. Instead, it looked forced and awkward, and made the audience feel just
as uncomfortable as the actors looked.
And for the
actors’ part, most of the acting during the play looked either very stiff and
uncomfortable, or they were all over the place and over-the-top. One specific
example would be Sally (Ashlynne Berkemeyer), the leader of the crime fighters.
Her loud tone and drawn-out dialogue read as completely fake. She spoke every
word she uttered with a lot of (too much) diction and intensity. In one scene
for instance, she is talking with her adorably zany crime fighter Nina (Meaghan
Parker) about guarding Doctor X’s room. “Are you sure you can handle this?” she
asks Parker, her arms folded across her body (I’ll talk about this same stance
later on). But the way in which she asked the question made it sounds more like
this: “Arrre yoouuu SUUUREE youuu caaaan haaaaandle this?” It was very
overdramatic and, I observed, made a few of the audience members scoff. As to
her posture, it became very static and barely changed. In the same scene
mentioned above, she stood with her feet hip-width apart and her arms folded in
front of her. A simple enough stance, but this same stance was repeated in
previous scenes where she is featured. In fact, one of the only instances I can
remember that her stance was different was when she was talking to the
commissioner about their impending date. Her body suddenly became excited and
finally moved in a way that wasn’t a standard arms-folded, feet-hip-width-apart
stance. Instead, her legs turned inward and her body crouched down, as if she
wanted to jump up and down like an excited pre-teen at a Justin Bieber concert.
But, after the scene ended, she went right back to the same stance she had
earlier.
An actress who was
one of the very few characters that didn’t have a flat personality was Peter
(Cyganik). Cyganik’s portrayal of a lonely doctor whose obsessed goal with
creating a mechanical heart became a loveable character that the audience could
root for. Cyganik’s slightly slouched and gangly limbs almost made the audience
forget that the actress was a woman. One particular moment that stood out was
the first scene we are introduced to Peter. While Lisa is going off on a rant
about how beautiful she is, Peter seems to quietly observe her with a sort of
morbid fascination. Cyganik’s posture is in a hunched position, and her head is
tilted to one side, sort of reminding the audience of a curious toddler. But her feet were always slightly spread
further than hip-width apart, a stance that is mostly adopted by men. Cyganik
also lowered her voice to accommodate playing a male role, which could have
come across as ridiculous. Instead, it sounded genuine. For instance, during
the dinner date when Lisa is gone and Peter is giving a monologue about how
Lisa will just end up breaking his heart. Cyganik’s baritone voice has a
soothing quality, and the pace changed tempo to accommodate his conflicting
feelings. It became faster when he was convincing himself that Lisa would break
his heart. And then it became soft and slow when he lamented about her beauty
and personality. Overall, the effect came across as genuine, and became one of
the only actors that the audience could believe.
Hearts Like Fists Gets KO’d
Stephens College
production of “Hearts Like Fists”, directed by Briannica Lynn Ponder, came
across as a campy, over-the-top superhero comic where most of the jokes fell
with a SPLAT! The fight choreography looked extremely
fake, where the characters threw punches with barely any force, but
somehow, the punch would send their victim flying across the room. And, in the
instance of one particular actress, the over-dramatic dialogue became even more
over-dramatic with her speaking in a long, drawn-out tempo. In one particular
scene, the lead crime fighter Sally (Ashlynne Berkemeyer) is talking with female
lead Lisa (Bernadette Murray) about joining the team. Berkemeyer’s
over-dramatic monologue telling about the good that will come from joining
their team reminds the audience of a bad episode of the 1960’s “Batman” TV
show. Her voice became drawn-out and cheesy, and her stance became static, with
only her arms moving out in front of her the only thing that changed.
Otherwise, Berkemeyer stood in an arms-crossed, feet hips-width apart stance
that became her only stance during
almost the entire course of the play.